Friday, October 1, 2010

Discovering Leah

Gentle and devoted readers,

Last weekend, Montana Barn Cat and I ran away from home to Billings, where we ate and drank everything that couldn't run fast enough to escape from us at Bistro Enzo and then conked out at the Wingate. We weren't quite tired enough, though, to crash without watching at least a few minutes of television, through which adventure we had the good luck (or misfortune) to stumble upon our very own Leah Garcia working her day job.

This is but a taste of the actual infomercial, which went on and on and on . . . I kid you not, I could not believe how long the damned thing was. But here's the really great part: Throughout the first part of the program, the divine Leah was wearing a white summer suit with the coat open and a green sports bra. I vote she shows up at the next BFTS event in that rig--then we'll see just how gentlemanly (or not) those boys really are. I'd make a sizable bet, right now, that Leah's abs are better than those of any rider currently on tour. Any of you boys men enough to take me up on that?

13 comments:

Shawk said...

Leah's worn some, er, fitted garments in the past, and I definitely noted an eye-slide or two on those occasions. I won't name any names, but it was on camera.

It is sort of weird that the PBR doesn't ever really advertise that Leah Garcia has been a high-level bicycle racer and has a pretty extensive rodeo background, including a college rodeo scholarship. She seems strong and tough and yet they just have her there to be pretty and hold a microphone, apparently.

Stockyard Queen said...

She's also a personal trainer in her spare time.

And re: the abs bet: McKinnon Wimberly need not apply. He's one guy I do NOT want to see taking his clothes off for any reason whatsoever.

Shawk said...

Sorry, SQ, McKinnon has already shown off his abs on the cowboy calendar. Don't really know how they would stack up in direct comparison with Leah's, however, and I'm not planning to investigate the issue.

Stockyard Queen said...

He's free to strut his stuff anytime he likes, just not on MY nickel.

shannon said...

There was one interview (I forget with which rider) where she was wearing something low cut and fitting and I swear the look on the guys face was saying "don't look down, don't look down..." lol!

SQ, what's wrong with McKennon (body/looks-wise)? I wouldn't mind checking out his abs, but I bet he wouldn't beat Leah. The only one I think would be a safe bet would be Ryan Dirteater.

Stockyard Queen said...

Nothing is wrong with him, body-wise. It's what's going on in his head I don't like. Who can forget his rattling on about how great he is a while back? Not attractive, McKinnon, no matter how well your jeans fit.

I guess that attitude makes me, like Montana Barn Cat, a brains man.

Stockyard Queen said...

I do remember Dr. Tandy looking straight down her blouse on at least one occasion--sort of in spite of himself. I found it oddly endearing, though usually that kind of behavior sets my teeth on edge.

Stockyard Queen said...

And I bet Shane Proctor has a nice set of abs, but I wouldn't want to risk the wrath of Jessi to find out.

shannon said...

We've seen Shane naked, remember? Nice looking guy.

I'm not happy with McKennon's attitude of late, that's for sure, but for the sake of this article, I'd be more than willing to put that aside in order to research the details ;)

(No, I couldn't live with him, but yes, I can be that shallow.)

Shawk said...

Let's not forget those old Jeffrey Scott ads with Guilherme on them that strongly suggest he might be in the running for this hypothetical contest.

Stockyard Queen said...

The job is yours, Shannon. Might have to send out a posse to investigate this matter further.

shelia said...

I think she enjoys making the riders look down and smile--I mean, have you noticed how she smiles when she catches one of them allowing their eyes to slip a little?
I'm actually jealous of her. It's difficult to get abs and twice as hard to keep them!

Shelia

Black Boots said...

Hee, Shannon!

I've seen that infomercial and yes, the woman is extremely fit. I know they've alluded to her rodeo background (isn't her father-in-law Cotton Rosser?) but I'd like to hear about it from her perspective.

Speaking of cowboy abs (sorta) are they doing a calendar for 2011?